Saturday, December 26, 2009

DO YOU EXIST?

Happy Holidays, all. There was no Thalassique last week; I can explain. See, sometime Sunday afternoon I went to the library to write papers, and some time Wednesday afternoon I left. But on that account, I have a question for you:

Does anyone listen to my show?

I only ask because, well, I really don't know. Occasionally I hear from people but there is no way for me to track listenership on the internet. The other reason I ask is that I will probably be switching to the Sound Between next semester, which I used to host until this September. I invite you to follow me over to my new 2 PM slot, on whichever day that ends up being, but I may try to keep doing Thalassique if people are listening. They all say net radio has no future. But does this show?

If you have ever listened to Thalassique, send an email to pier@wnyu.org or stick something in the comments section.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Sunday, December 13, 2009

WUT U BEEN MISSIN

I have a paper due tomorrow on love triangles in 19th Century Russian literature as related to the tragedy Andromache, but I would like to let you know that if you did not tune into Thalassique this evening, you missed:

-a Suzie Q reference
-storm sound effects played over (under?) all 19 minutes and 35 seconds of "The Diamond Sea"
-several 7+ minute jamz
-an encore of a song from the Beach Fossils set
-the sacrifice of an infant
-7" version of "Barbarism Begins at Home" - - because spitting in the face of people who don't want to be cool begins at home with spitting in the faces of infants.

AND NOW BACK TO ... STARTING TO WRITE MY PAPER
...WHICH I HAVE BEEN PLANNING
IT'S NOT LIKE I'M PROCRASTINATING OR STARTING IT AT THE LAST MINUTE
OKAY?
thalassique sundays 6-8 pm on wnyu.org

Friday, December 11, 2009

OCEANA


SAVE THE SHARKS!

PLAYLIST 12/6/09

Highlights this week: The Chengdu Children's Palace Choir (whose music is released courtesy of, presumably, the Chinese Government) out-chanted the likes of Karen O and theKkids with their "Boating Song" in shrill, mellifluous refrains that even native Mandarin-speaking confidants of mine couldn't translate for me. ("It's too high pitched to understand them!"); & we went on Girl (/girl-led) Band Overload: Pearl Harbor, Brilliant Colors, Weed Hounds, Pens, X-Ray Spex, Blondie (believe it!), Camera Obscura and Frankie Rose. Phew! Well, before I rattle off the whole playlist...

PLAYLIST 12/06/09
6:02 PM Surfer Blood "Floating Vibes" Astro Coast (Kanine) CD
6:06 PM Dash Jacket "San Pedro" High Spirits (Self-Relased) CD
6:10 PM Light Rays "Surf Song" Demo (Self-Released) CD
6:21 PM The Present "Love Melody" World I See (Loaf) CD
6:21 PM Ganglians "VooDoo" Monster Head Room (Woodsist) CD
6:24 PM Dion and the Belmonts "A Teenager In Love" The Very Best of Dion and the Belmonts (EMI) CD
6:28 PM Wild Beasts "All The King's Men" Two Dancers (Domino) CD
6:40 PM Pearl Harbour "California Shakedown" Wish We Were Here CD
6:42 PM Lilys "Claire Hates Me" In The Presence of Nothing (Slumberland/SpinART) CD 1992 [N]
6:45 PM Brilliant Colors "You Say What You Want" Introducing (Slumberland) CD [N]
6:49 PM Weed Hounds "Beach Bummed" Demo (Crooked Direction) CD
7:04 PM Chengdu Childrens Palace Choir "Boating Song" Strawberry Pie: Chinese and Foreign Childrens Song (China Recording Corporation) CD
7:05 PM Soft Tags "Secret Shoppers pt. 2" Seafoam Green (Self) CD
7:10 PM Woods "Echo Lake" Songs of Shame (Woodsist/Shrimper) CD
7:11 PM Neon Indian "Mind, Drips" Psychic Chasms (Lefse) CD [N]
7:21 PM Pens "High in the Cinema" hey friend! what you doing (De Stijl) CD
7:23 PM X-ray Spex "Let's Submerge" The Anthology (Sanctuary) CD
7:25 PM Xu Xu Fang "Where Is Everybody?" Seven Days Now (Self-Released) CD
7:35 PM La Shark "Bones" CD
7:43 PM Reading Rainbow "we are too young" mystical participation CD 2009 [N]
7:46 PM Surf City "Dickshakers Union" Surf City EP (Morr Music) CD
7:51 PM Camera Obscura "Baby Don't Go" Live on Fair Game with Faith Sale (PRI) CD
7:57 PM Frankie Rose "Thee Only One" Thee Only One (Slumberland) CD 2009 [N]


LITERARY ADDENDUM
A partial fable on sea urchins and anemones that would have been more developed had WNYU newscaster Eric Anderson not distracted me with tales of his own tribulations between mic breaks. Curse you, short-man!

TUNE IN, SUNDAYS 6-8 PM ON WNYU.ORG

Monday, December 7, 2009

THE SEA ANEMONE: "Lonely, Lonely that is me"

Yes, as evident in this 'Anemone Bed," they can touch each other, but like the sea urchin, they can touch little else (save Little Nemo's) without risking total destruction. (Total Destruction!!)

Take a closer look. These tentacles contain minuscule venomous stingers that stun and poison innocent passers-by, each misconstrued as a vicious threat to the anemone's well being and general happiness. Observe the weapons' stealthy flexibility and texture:


Beautiful, yes, but always looming, ever carnivorous, ever ready to attack.

Obviously there is no other animal photographed with these wily cnidarians ('cept that damn clown fish, I know, I know), because it would just be too gruesome. Such is the melancholic, malicious isolation of this emotionally-charged underwater creature.

BEWARE THE ANEMONE LEST YE BE CLOWNES

Thursday, December 3, 2009

NEW FAVORITE BAND: GRASS WIDOW

I've been saying this a lot lately, mainly to myself, but nonetheless it bears repeating: Grass Widow are AWESOME. I meant to detail their greatness on here after I saw them open for Vivian Girls earlier this fall but I have been enslaved to school and various other institutions that own me, but it's not too late!!!


Why should you like them?

Technical Prowess
There's a lot of criticism of lo-fi music today, that the reverb pedal just glosses over a lack of skill, lazy voices/songwriting and no knack for melody outside the simple, upbeat and poppy. Likewise, when there's a girl in the band, or an all-girl band, people start commenting on how they look--Amelia Braekke-Dyer of UK trio Pens has complained of "when people refer to us as, 'Oh people just like them because they’re cute and they’re girls and they’re pretty.' But we’re still so under fire for not being pretty enough and not being cute enough," and Dum Dum Girls sparked a debate on Brooklyn Vegan for wearing cute dresses and tights to a CMJ gig. People get pissed that bands receive attention for looking good rather than playing well or wrongfully accuse musicians who are attractive or put-together of being talentless, and maybe this is a valid debate for some reverb-heavy bands or stylized pop stars, but this should be no question with Grass Widow.
All 3 of these girls can sing and play as the syncopated harmonies on "Celebrate the Mundane" alone can testify. They carry the same doo-wop/girl group nostalgia as other bands mentioned, but with something decidedly more Sleater-Kinney in how the instruments and vocals lock together. (That is my actual favorite band btw*). The hooks are much less stoic than their contemporaries but their choruses are still fit to hypnotize. Lo-fi? yes. Dizzying soprano vocals? Thank You Please. Fun-inspired riffs? I can dance to this. Check out their LP out on Make A Mess.

They're funny, and culturally informed:
At this show, Katy of the VGirlz was wearing the same dress I had just bought and almost wore that very night. When I told Grass Widow's guitarist, she was quick to pick up on the Mariah Carey/Whitney Houston drama that could have ensued had the redheaded bassist and I in fact showed up to an event in the same garment, recalling how Whitney growled, "TRY IT ON MEH!" (Except I am not as important as Kickball Katy, Mariah or Whitney so I'm sure no one would have cared).

All 3 of them can fit on 1 horse:
If you ever need to get out of town and you only have a limited supply of horses--not a problem. Observe:
http://myspace.com/grasswidowmusic
(LISTEN to all 6 songs currently streaming).


*bias

OOPS NO SHOW- TURKEY FISH


That there, is a Turkey Fish. No Thalassique last week due to the Thanksgiving Holiday. I hope you understand and did not drown in your despair. I know we don't all have as many fins as Turkey Fish to propel us through such treacherous tides as those. Some of us can't even swim.

But I have a GREAT show for y'all coming up this weekend. At the end of your weekend.

TUNE IN SUNDAYS 6-8 PM ON WNYU.ORG